Yitzy Wellikoff

chronically online

[sam @_chippytree]

Sorry to the 3 people who see how sad I am on Twitter

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

At this point, I know the Wild Horse Nine trailer better than I know most members of my family.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is National Text Your Ex Day.

[eveliina @exyile]

can i be enough for halloween

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Fall days!!

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Only the best memories in this place

[Bridget @bridgetkcarr]

hello what is @AMCTheatres plan to modernize boston common 19 please

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Do NOT laugh at a movie unless it is EXPLICITLY listed as a comedy. There is NOTHING funny about ANY other genre. Grow up!

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Rereading my letterboxd reviews and going “wow this guy really writes some cleaver and funny stuff”

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Why are so many people on the New Jersey transit bus at almost 1 AM that people have to stand in the isles #gotobed

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

There’s a reason why…

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

No one’s allowed in the cockpit if there is something wrong with them. So if you’re here, you must be fine.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going.

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Water

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

POV of cinema from the projector room at AMC

[Nadia Dalimonte @nadreviews]

I have Nathan Fielder’s delivery of “No you don’t!” playing in my head on a loop

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Read this yesterday, found myself doing it the next day

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

“It was clear that he had no purpose, no passion, no connection to others, not even those who were closest to him… So what did he want from life? Was it perhaps this emptiness inside – this lack of purpose – that sent him out to roam the streets by night?”

[Yitzy Wellikoff @WellikoffYitzy]

Hate to break it to all the girls trying to gatekeep her but I relate to Lana Del Rey songs