James

[Bisexual Flowery (DELTARUNE spoilers) @_Draitto_]

"DESS IS GOING TO BE AT THE LAKE!!!"
"NO IT WILL BE NOELLE!!!!"

Onion-San:

[pxt @paulxt]

Finding Nemo is unmistakable as a 2003 text because the supposed heroes gain the information they need through torture

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Tough day for the Mormons. Probably 40 years of work blown up in a day.

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

YES I feel immense pleasure when I get a rectal exam.

But I don’t moan. I keep it in.

I fight it back.

I conquer it.

For my family. For my president. For my country. 🇺🇸

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Night of the Longest, Sharpest, Most Beautiful Knives Anyone's Ever Seen, Folks, Knives Like You Wouldn't Believe

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

"ughhh why is reanimating corpses so harddd i fucking hate being a necromancer fuck"

the lesser souls i keep in my pocket:

[Atacan İlkin Tansel🎮 @konsolum]

Çin’den aldığım kulaklık Hürmüz Boğazı’ndan geçerken

[Cecilia🗡️🐾⛪🚩 @communistedtwt]

first "socialism is good in practice but horrible in theory"

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"I live in your head rent free" In my head housing is not a market commodity, but a guaranteed human right. In my head, I see a better world sorry.

[𑣲k̶o̶k̶o̶𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄s̶ᡣ𐭩 @lorelostit]

new höhlengleichnis just dropped

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

That blade has been in my family for generations. Ever since my great great great grandfather ordered it from swords dot com

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

REPORT: Bulgaria had literally no involvement with situation in Iran, don’t starting pointing fingers at Bulgaria, Bulgaria had absolutely no influence on events at all

[Big Q @BigQ__42]

Assad, Maduro. Khameney...

See what happens when you don't recognise Kosova

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Kirkland Signature’s Special Forces Team rn:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Do you think Crocs have a sense of fun? In their 250 million years of life, surely one had to have invented fun