Willpillageyourvillage

~ She/her ~ i like books and other forms of escapism ~ idk who i am but we’re figuring it out 😗✌️

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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?!

Victor Frankenstein: (raises hand) I actually dropped out of university. It's a really interesting story if you have a minute

[adam crouch @theadamcrouch]

I’m saving the quarter and investing it in bitcoin

[nasa⭐COMMS OPEN📌 @nostalgicnasa]

guys

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

the existence of the earbud heavily implies the existence of the earbloom, earsprout, and earseed
in this essay i will

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Half of my problems could be fixed by a wealthy man falling in love with me and the other half could be fixed by taking a trip to Bath

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Gatsby: Hey

Tom:

Gatsby: …old sport

Tom:

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Caroline when Darcy remarks upon Elizabeth's fine eyes

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the eagle arriving to peck out my liver: hey it's me again

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I relate to Romeo's servant Balthazar because I would also be like "Oh god I hope Romeo doesn't do something crazy!! I better watch him!!!" only to immediately take a nap on the ground while my guy was prying open Juliet's tomb

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

@cjthex

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

dorian gray during his sad boi hours

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Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. For instance I'm struggling not to call people "old sport" every minute of every day and failing

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ⓘ This user's good opinion once lost is lost forever

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

I’m not thinking about a boy I’m thinking about the voice from the TedEd videos

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

*listening to every single Ricky montgomery/ honeysticks song ever

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

it’s important i tell you i’m dancing around the house listening to montgomery ricky and singing my heart out ok

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

“not all men” you’re right.
Fitzwilliam ‘One word from you will silence me on this subject forever’ Darcy would never.

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

ευχαριστώ @rohmontgomery για τη μουσική - από την ψυχή μου.

[Willpillageyourvillage @WellReadPirate]

@rohmontgomery i like it in the way that one would like watching their innermost fears and emotions play out on a shattered mirror reawakening The Things but spontaneously bringing the unsettling comfort that comes from seeing such a personification of said Things