Dan Gavage

27 m, encourager & gainer

[The Future Looks Bleat @burkebythelake]

@PanderShirts Straight people have learned this neat trick.

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

You wonder when he'll get bored of you, like he does all of his girls.
https://t.co/2nDq2XLRRG

[�� @fleetwoodpigmac]

goal weights are arbitrary numbers in the moment. the true goal is simply, as fat as possible.

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

I hate to glorify obesity again, but,

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

Sticky caramel, crunchy almonds, and a light mousse. Fresh strawberries and syrupy glaze. Crispy Oreos and a spongy base. Fancy drizzles, scrumptious crumbles, assorted accoutrements, or just plain cheesecake. Cheesecake is a rich addition to a gainer’s diet. Have another piece.

[🫥 @fleetwoodpigmac]

thinking this might be the year I end up 400 lbs… claiming that energy early

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

Just one resolution this year: rub more tummies.

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

@Over82Much The most fun game of spot the difference. Much improved.

[🫥 @fleetwoodpigmac]

only 14 lbs away from doubling my pre-pandemic weight 🤪🤪

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

@Breakerfromgro1 I know this might not sound like a compliment, but you look like you'd be a very crushable T.A. for a math or economics class.

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

Summer is the worst season to be a gainer. There's an excuse to walk around without your shirt on, but the sweating...

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

@everythiccpig Traded in hot guy summer for fat boy summer

[Dan Gavage @WellRoundedDiet]

@manassthetics Especially funny because the only two ways to get an ass that is 'perfection' are muscle and fat.

[🫥 @fleetwoodpigmac]

all of the positive synonyms like “thick” or “beefy” are all nice and well and all that but like sometimes (all the time) i just want a man who says that i’m fat lmao