Bender B. Rodriguez

I'm Bender baby, please insert liquor!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@geolobree Accept this second degree assault as a token of my gratitude!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@johnshepardN7 I figure there'll be enough booze left for a few millennia, without you skinbags to drink it all.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

I am sick, sick I tell ya, about this Reaper invasion. Killin' all humans was supposed to be MY job! @masseffect @johnshepardn7

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@SmarkyPunker What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

Stop stupid government chumps from censoring us robots by forcing people to be lazy! #SOPA http://t.co/IggUPOzj

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@TiffyCope You know it, baby!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@motoxraceteam Hey, it's a lot of work to be this relaxed! Nonchalance is 25 dollars a barrel.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@TheRealMorbo That sounds like fun on a bun! How long does it take?

[Jade is Awesome. @BlueJSuxx]

@WeLoveBender tweeted me I am done :)

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@TiffyCope Oh, you know. Stealin', lootin', prison. But now I'm back, baby!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@aimeekitty I like the times where they weren't around and the show was about me, Bender. THAT was quality television!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@richardfigueroa Especially if you make it look like an electrical thing.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@TiffyCope She won't replace you in my heart, baby!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@FeaRBlueJ Do not feel, meatbag. Just drink. Thus is the way to bendlightenment.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@FireAtWillRVA Each universe is 7 feet lower than the one which preceded it. Spooky, huh?

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@imjcam Mind if I use the couch? And refrigerator? And bed?

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@VIGyal09 Stupid?! Bite my shiny metal ass!

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@thehooch36 @EMar46 Only one right answer to that question, meatbag.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@zulaica It's the gift that keeps on giving! Giving to me, Bender.

[Bender B. Rodriguez @WeLoveBender]

@DaveSi Futurama is as stale as my shiny metal ass! Wanna see? Bite it!