WeaponizedFarmer

Just a moderately armed American farmer living in the middle of a corn field.

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@SnekuSnafuSnaku Tactical Krag reload with Parkhurst Krag clip…

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@MorrowindGOTY Those were dark days in the war, folks needed heroes; to give em hope…

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@IAmMicahMillion Halo! Its Devine wind will sweep through the stars!!

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@aimsurplus I’m single, no explanation needed.

I also have a barn and forklift if you accidentally got to many and need to stash a few…

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@PKPatchworks I had something similar over the summer for saying that a great many countries celebrate independence from Britain, and that it’s probably the most celebrated non-religious holiday…

Her family is Australian and pointing out that they have a day similar really set her off.

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@DocStrangelove2 🫡

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@quigs86 Yeah, especially some of the stickier stuff.

I had a couple 1/2 height ones I cleaned out and cut the top partially open to put brass in, the dried fungicide was tough.

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@price_dominie Any of those locust thorns are pretty hard on tires…

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@NSAntiquities That’ll be a fun blaster.

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@MorosKostas @2Aupdates It’s enough to make a man feel unwanted, ain’t it??

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@DocStrangelove2 Aww man… that’s a shame. 🫡

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@harveyspistols Oof. I’ll have a sympathetic tear next time I see a cdnn sig email.

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@lettyappreciatr Yeah, or a soybean stob, nail, or some other bs.

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@crazy_vaccine @uncle_deluge Gay ships get the cannon??? Seems like a decisive way to get rid of them…

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@Sentient_AKMS I’m actually surprised it’s not more expensive…

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@ChronologicLost @ChoukaiKaiNi Will finally be coming out in a few years now that the hallucinations of the 343 era will (hopefully) be gone.

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@fluid1227 @Sadist_Magus I blame a cryo induced nightmare…

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@MorosKostas Kostas knows the music????

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@winmod1886 @ChoochSkookum Sounds like you’ll be busy this winter…

It’s a good way to stay out of trouble on nights and weekends.

I’ve got a bunch to load myself.

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@Rookie_425 @WeaponOutfitter @FootOfOri0n Wasn’t just the new lore, though having a decade of Infinity hype only to trash it in a cutscene left a bad taste right off. Beyond that it just didn’t feel like a Halo game to me, and was simply the straw that broke the camels back.