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@xvideoscom @LilKiwwiMonster Why hello there! I couldn't help but overhear of unwanted #dickpics? A sad but true reality.... But have faith oh ye who spread your testosteroni freely! I will accept all of your unwanted facial dispensers. Your flesh muskets will always be welcome @WeRateCocks <3

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@jdoe210190 @xvideoscom Why hello there Chairman Mao. I have doubts that any DNA dumpster you visit would have extra room to fit anything more inside! Brent, we've got another good cock here. Solid 11/10. #weratecocks #dickpic #cockshot

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Hailing from @xvideoscom, I quickly received this meat thermometer on first contact in Skype. According to the readings we have here, there is a high likelihood of wang paste in the next 20 min. It's a good cock Brent, 11/10. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks

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This tonsil tickler has a double bonus of making you sneeze once you reach the grass with your nose. If you've never sneezed on a pork sword before, this @xvideoscom fan is your man! 12/10, it's a good cock, Brent. #weratecocks #dickpic #cockshot

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This pixilated master of ceremonies from @xhamstercom clearly underwent some cosmetic enhancement before being thoughtfully broadcast to the willing masses. Still, Brent, solid 11/10, it's a good cock. #dickpic #cockshot #weratecocks https://t.co/kVlCvvv8NP

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A rare sighting from @xnxx_off. This pink tractor beam has offered not once, but twice, to "fukin mak u cum". Look at that girth and length, and oddly conspicuous distance from that Gatorade bottle. Hm. Still Brent, 11/10, it's a good cock. #dickpic #cockshot #weratecocks

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I met this bald headed yogurt slinger on @xhamstercom and what a marverlous experience! So polite and forward. "i wan to destroy ur pussy". More romatic words have never been spoken. 11/10, it's a good cock, Brent. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks

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Popping open a conversation about an Italian General and his two Colonels usually sounds like a good time, but here we have as little substance as we do lighting. 11/10, it's still a good cock, Brent. #weratecocks #cockshot #dickpic

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Russel the love muscle visits us from @xhamstercom. Look at that rigidity. The veiny surface. The respectable girth. A palpable thirst from 2,371 miles away. Brent, it's a good dick. 11/10 #dickpic #cockshot @WeRateCocks

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And on our right, you can see the Nebraska State Capitol, brought to you by a Frenchman on @xhamstercom . This impressive landmark appears attractive from a distance, but just like in reality, a facade brought to you by Photo and Shop. 11/10, it's a good cock, Brent. #dickpic

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Limpadedee and Limpadedoo, brothers from other mothers, these toy soldiers are two more @xhamstercom constituants who are eager to experience the world. Limpadedee is clearly the more deviant of the two, sent to the corner for his carnal antics. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks

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Do not go flaccid into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Stiffen, stiffen against the dying of the light. @xhamstercom Your men give me such inspiration.
11/10, it's a good cock, Brent.
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A girthy, meaty, and well landscaped #cockshot let me introduce you to Master John Goodfellow. Hailing from @xhamstercom, our friendly cock waylaid us with his presence not long after the royal wedding. 12/10 Brent, its a great cock. #dickpic #weratecocks

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Oh, courtesy of another at @xVideoscom, this gentleman was as sneaky as he is flaccid, which... arguably isn't that sneaky, or that flaccid... regardless! 11/10, it's a great cock, Brent! #dickpic #cockshot #weratecocks

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Avatar a #dickpic ? Catch 'em off guard by sending the exact same one in chat! Oh, @xhamstercom, who I have failed to properly tag to this point, the best, brightest, and "cockiest" of them all. 11/10, its a good cock, Brent. #cockshot #weratecocks

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Out of the bush and into the hand! Have you ever seen a more stroke worthy curve? This guy comes to us from @xHamster and how glad we are he came by! Why say 'hi' when you can #dickpic ! Smooth and tailored to meet you need, 11/10, it's a great cock, Brent! #cockshot #weratecocks

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Oh the international flavor of @xVideoscom how you bring the vein covered goodness of the world to my Skype. Difficult to slip in a #cockshot in PMs, these wily tallywackers wait until the first moment of a Skype connection. 11/10, it's a good cock, Brent! #dickpic #weratecocks

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Another cock from #xHamster ! What a treasure trove that place is. This wonderful baloney poney is one of a kind. Straight as an arrow and ready to insert love into any crevice. 11/10, it's a great cock, Brent. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks

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This cock comes to us from #Imgur and what a fantastic specimen he is. Just wow. Well, we can't wait to find him a lucky home to enjoy and receive the love he deserves. 12/10, it's a great cock, Brent. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks

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This cock came to me unsolicited, and boy am I glad. Good curve, nice length, great vascular structure. This cock deserves a wonderful home with tender loving care. 11/10, its a great cock Brent. #cockshot #dickpic #weratecocks