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[Albert Were @Werealbert]

Miracles do happen

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

England vs Argentina highlights

[World Cup 2026 @ofootball__]

Thank you Cape Verde! 🇨🇻❤️

[Sue Nyathi @SueNyathi]

There are pirated copies of #ThePolygamist being sold at Affordable Books in Nairobi along Ronald Ngala Street. I know the book is in demand & I'm working to make it available there through a reputable supplier. Copyright infringement is a crime. Don't support the violation!

[Migai Akech @MigaiAkech]

The political question doctrine wrongly assumes ‘political questions’ and ‘legal questions’ can be separated so clearly that the distinction can form the basis of practical solutions in litigation before the courts. See excerpt below from my Administrative Law book.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨

Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️

@KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

When your sibling saved one chapati from dinner and they unleash it at breakfast while everyone else is eating arrowroots 😂

[Albert Were @Werealbert]

@amtheCollonel Even Kitale is offended 😅

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

A proposal has been tabled to amend Sec34 (1,a) of the VAT Act & do away with the Kes 5.0 Million annual turnover for VAT registration.

The Kenya Revenue Authority argues that doing away with the threshold & making VAT registration apply to all (businesses & non-PAYE income earning individuals) will address the estimated 38.0% VAT collections gap & lift collections from Kes 653.0 billion to > Kes 1.03 trillion.

If the proposal is adopted, it will be a radical departure from the Medium-term Revenue Strategy 2024/25 – 2026/27 which proposed to increase the VAT registration threshold in a bid to make tax compliance a lot easier.

Full story via link - https://t.co/MxuwyqmyeZ

[Albert Were @Werealbert]

@amtheCollonel @StandardKenya @QueenTuvz Oh 👀

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

National Treasury has directed all Principal Secretaries to:

· Identify & document all idle or underutilised public land under their custody, supported by valid ownership documents and updated asset registers

· Undertake independent valuation of such land through registered Government valuers

· Assess suitable commercialisation options, including but not limited to, leasing arrangements, joint ventures where legally permitted & development rights, subject to planning approvals

· Explore commercialisation of passenger & freight concessions, leasing of railway land & stations, way-leaves, & tourism services

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Tumefika 70 registrations within 1 hour.
#TukoKadi

[FIA World Rally Championship @OfficialWRC]

James Bond called, he wants his movie scene back

#WRC | #SafariRallyKenya 🇰🇪

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

When you poke a bear, you don’t get to decide when it goes back to sleep

[Abhijit @abhijitwt]

Claude released a feature that does exactly what my startup does

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Maithya wa Vilivū @MaithyaVilivu]

Pro bono weekly forecast for distressed Nairobians (myself included😃): This evening, there shall be moderate to heavy rains depending on exact location. Starting tomorrow into next week, rainfall intensity reduces significantly but temps remain relatively cool up to Wednesday

[Parklands Residents Association @parklandspamoja]

2 bodies recovered next to Visa Oshwal centre. This is how serious this is.
Roads have debris and are all impassable.
@KURAroads you must ACT or we force you to
@DCI_Kenya inform your team .
@SakajaJohnson FAILURE
@GulagstormRider
@Alfayaz11
@KTNNewsKE
@Roads_KE
@kdfinfo

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry each other.

Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

I actually went to law school to study international law and became disillusioned when I realized that without enforcement, it’s just scolding.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

When you realize that we've been asking babies to "say dada" and they've been repeating after us without saying the word "say"