HERO'S COMEBACK

jaded brown alum | he/him | I just be yappin fr 🇳🇬

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"brown ain't ready" okay but like basically everyone is a depressed stoner with an artsy streak so what exactly new are you bringing to the table. ADHD? Just check out brown twitter love ❤️

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Fuck the L train

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Thinking back to highschool when I used to take dry grav hits because I couldn't be bothered to do the actual gravity part with a cup of water

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Hitting the mystery box (scooping my cat's litter)

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Making overnight oats at 7am to to eat for lunch. Doing the lord's work for myself

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I'll never forget the time my co-ed intermural basketball team got stomped by a full team of dudes

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The only thing keeping me in the game atp is prospect of seeing the end of jjk animated in like 2028

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Not my mom who worked until her knee literally gave out trying to give me career advice.

Talm about "you should stay where you are bc the experience is so valuable"

Bitch I wanna experience my life 😭

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Make dodgeball an Olympic sport and I'm bringing at least bronze home for Nigeria

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Venture Capital is just fantasy sports for the ultra wealthy

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Chill day at work after the worst two days yet... So we looking for new positions 🤣

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WHY THE FUCK ARE TIRES SO EXPENSIVE

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The humidity is actively pissing me off. Like why is it just awful to be outside???

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Been seeing more cybertrucks around and holy shit it's even uglier in person

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There's a certain element of thrill smoking weed used to have when I couldn't let my parents catch me sparking

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God, I graduated and then I became a Twitter lame. This is fucking crazy

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I no longer can eat whatever random bullshit and have zero immediate physical consequences 😭God I feel so old.

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I have a stomache and I'm low-key hoping it gets worse so I can go to an urgent care. I hate my job so much; I'm cooked

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Smelling gas on my morning walk right before I get back to work after a week is nasty work

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Desperately need to lock in

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price just went up