@AntiLeftMemes I pencil sharpener with the shaving collection cover off. It may still sharpen. If it works mount it over waste basket, barn, shed. I switched to electric long ago.
@ronsterd89 I guy’s guy would appreciate the toilet in the kitchen. (You can scrap plates in the toilet. And never have to take dishes out of sink for emergency pee as you age. The shower sprayer would double as dish sprayer.