WES MANTOOTH

Overweight & Underrated

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

I have a crazy conspiracy theory that Patrick Clancy didn’t kill his kids, it was actually Lindsey Clancy and thats why she’s on trial. What do you think, do you think I’m on to something? 🤯

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

going to a bar alone not talking to anyone and just being on your phone the whole time is an awesome experience

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

Accidentally put too much cologne on now I’m Armenian for the night.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Boy: “Thank God I escaped from that school shooter”

The female cop with post partum depression outside the school:

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Maybe if her mother has post-partum depression?

[Jone @windbreakergod]

It’s okay to eat 3500 cals a day and to have a small dick and dress like shit

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[tae @taecocky]

Hayden Panettiere just fucked the city up with that one

[WES MANTOOTH @WES___MANTOOTH]

My entire childhood I thought I assumed mimes would be a regular thing I’d see, 35 years on earth still haven’t seen a real mime

[river moon @kissmeriver]

brockhampton already happened

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

the public has turned against will smith so drastically that they now seek to tear down even his greatest achievements

[morrissey enjoyer @morrisseyenjoyr]

i said forget about it cuh

[WES MANTOOTH @WES___MANTOOTH]

There’s certain names that make you sound childish even as a grown adult, Tyler is the first one that comes to mind

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When Pitbull dies I would like to be considered for the role of Mr Worldwide

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

Latinas when they turn 30:

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

This is how Hamilton sounds to me

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[fawn @fawnncel]

and retarded and broke and ugly and lazy and weird and awkward and unlikable