Wes Burns

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

Just heard my 5 year old neice say "YOLO" for the 1st time. I'm looking at you, #trollsmovie; this is your fault.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@casper_leah I'm not seeing anything when I click the link; it just says "not found."

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@AbigailPelzer Was it one of your "stop breaking the clipboard" pep talks? They worked! The clipboard remains intact... for now #neversaydie

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@wickedgiant @YouTube I was always a "3-2-1 Contact!" kid ... and now I'm going to head down a YouTube hole into 80s era edutainment!

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@AbigailPelzer The struggle is real!

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

Ever catch yourself sitting at work, bobbing your head along to 'Here Comes the Hotstepper,' and think "I kick SO MUCH ass!" Yeah, me too.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@MoonChaplin Good to see Wired getting on the story ... a few months late, but at least they got to it. https://t.co/1g67tCPhvV

[WIRED @WIRED]

Opioid addicts are turning to the leaf 'kratom' to wean off of drugs, but the DEA could ban it for good: https://t.co/rygJTh3SXA

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@juliannenmason I saw Super Freak in the video; but I had assumed he wandered in off the street, unaware of the cameras, and started singing

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

The creator of General Tso's chicken has died. Mourners include Colonel Sanders, Captain Crunch, and First Lieutenant Arbys.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

Ok, Hardee's Drive Thru Music, I've learned to put up with your normal muzak, but Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time" is a bridge too far!

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@wickedgiant Depends. How hungry is the coat check attendant? Because you might not get that slice back at the end of the night.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

Way to go 2016, you're one for the record books. https://t.co/4bVdfauemK

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking: Leonard Cohen, whose song 'Hallelujah' was recorded by hundreds of artists, dead at 82 https://t.co/bjIPY1JGoK

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@AbigailPelzer Drinking? Sleep only during the day? If I crack the code I'll let you know. Weirdest election I've ever seen.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

@RossThedeTR is that what that was? Sounds fitting.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

What music is Trump walking out to? It sounds familiar, but my mind is pretty much mush after hours of election results. #ElectionDay

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

Oh, good, Trump is about to take the stage. Holding page 1 ... again. Hurry up Trump! #ElectionNight

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

As someone waiting for - anything - to put on the page 1, thank you to Jon Podesta for saying the Clinton campaign is closed for the night.

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

We, as a country, survived the Pierce, Grant, Hoover AND Nixon administrations; we can survive this guy too. #ElectionNight

[Wes Burns @WesBurns]

If we end up with ... Trump ... who should be worried 1st? Racial and ethnic minorities? LGBT Americans? My vote: Paul Ryan. #ElectionNight

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wolf Blitzer Walks Into Middle Of Olive Garden Commercial To Announce Breaking Election Results https://t.co/8UtWhV0g8z #ElectionNight