Wes Christianson

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

He’s being coached privately by an NBA player who would become an NBA coach

[Rhino @Rhino184]

I cannot believe what they’re going with is that Cormier fell for AI generated messages/screenshots of his own account

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

The woke left simply couldn’t handle Dwight’s stapler being suspended in jello in the year of our lord 2026.

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

ur the one who posted it retard

[Dia Miller @diandraann]

My biggest sports ick will always be handing the trophy to the owner of the team before the players.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

Republican politicians are allowed to go on TV and say the most gutter racist shit about a Super Bowl halftime show featuring a Spanish-speaking artist but if a single Democrat called what's happening on the White House lawn "white trash" it would be repeated for years

[🐺 @_smarttakes_]

This is why Lavar Ball is one of the best basketball dads ever.

If this was Lonzo he’d call him the GOAT with a straight face

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Elon led the mass defunding of basically every US scientific institution and frequently spouts anti-science and anti-education nonsense

Wonder if that has anything to do with it

[Minato @Minatos_Flash]

Frieza reveals that his Dragon Ball wish is multiversal peace

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Never seen a team owner on the precipice of ending a 53 year drought go out of their way to kill the vibes this hard. This is beyond even Dan Snyder and Donald Sterling. This is Marge Schott territory.

[John Does Sports @JC_Does_Sports]

🚨BREAKING🚨 NYPD has issued an Amber Alert for the New York Knicks defense. Last seen sometime in Game 2. Spurs up 76-49 at the HALF of a game NY could've gone 3-1 with. Wembanyama is 8 feet tall playing on ROOKIE difficulty 💀 #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

I really don’t think photorealistic AI-generated political ads depicting opposing candidates saying things they’d never say should be allowed.

[Avraham Eisenberg @avi_eisen]

Is this AGI

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

How is this shit not fucking illegal

[doug funnie @cryptoklotz]

-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"

why is dentistry like this 😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Absolute vibe squasher as per usual