The Humble Lion

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Going to be saying Flabbergast! instead of Surprise! from now on. Please nobody else do it though. I kinda want it to be a me thing.

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Good idea for a joke to say if you’re in a room full of people getting squished to death: “what is this a Travis Scott concert or something?”

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

I never really understood depression until I heard logic rap about it

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

How many times are they gonna remake scooby doo before we get to see that red rocket? Huh? How many times?

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Imagine being in a Mexican restaurant and crazy train starts playing

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

New episode of Chilling Hard or Hardly Chilling up now featuring my friend, the hilarious and talented Adrian Chavez. He’s also a dirty little pervert who gets off to helping other people! The sick fuck! @Sadistic_Adrian⁩ https://t.co/9qrsctGqmC

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Hiding all this dandruff under a zoo York SnapBack today

[Larry J 🇵🇸 @_LarryJ_]

Insanely busted. She looks like shit

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

You deserve better. Suck your roommate’s shit like a freak. Tell your stepdad he’ll never have your winner’s DNA no matter how many times he tries to lap up your dad’s superior residue. SWAT your neighbor. Live life out loud. I’ll cancel student debt and handle the rest

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

give me 1 coors light and I will piss out the Australian fires

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Yo mama so fat ur dumb

[Dr. Rhonda Patrick @foundmyfitness]

Boys whose mothers were overweight or obese in pregnancy had IQ scores 5 or more points lower (in early and middle childhood) compared to boys whose mothers were not obese. No effect was found in the girls. https://t.co/0gjI413w0d

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

@B_LePari Hahah who the fuck do you think you are?

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

What Makes 'Phineas and Ferb' the Most Original TV Show Since Ernie Kovacs? https://t.co/h9RK30EvUz via @HuffPostEnt

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

Astral projectile vomiting

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

doing multiple quadruple backflips off of the tallest skyscraper in San Francisco, landing on my feet directly into a pile of human shit

[The Humble Lion @WesFun01]

looking for new jeans that can hold:

3 cups of piss
The smell of a thousand farts

Dickies or wranglers?

[joshua @joshmondragonn]

“WELCOME 2 THE VALLEY”

DECEMBER 20TH.