Weslee Clyde

yeah...I really am allergic to everything.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Netflix literally buffering during the biggest TV event ever “TUNE IN. NFL GAME. CHRISTMAS DAY”

read the room bro.

My dad gets better quality with rabbit ears. #TysonPaul

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Tom Sandoval is more apologetic to Tom Schwartz than he is Arianna?!? Is this real life!? #pumprules

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

One of my favorite things about allyson is that she sits in my room doing her own thing while I read all the time. Not only that, she lets me give her 30 second updates as the plot develops so she can stay in the loop on why I’m gasping in shock.

[Brian Scally @Brian_Scally]

Me if Gabler kept telling me it’s ok because he’s proud of me after losing a million dollars for my kids:

#Survivor

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

We got a ring doorbell and my new hobby is giving myself the ick watching myself in my natural state of being doing stuff like getting in my Jeep and picking up a package and unlocking a door 🤢

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Me waiting on my W2 from 1 of my three jobs in 2021 so I can file and get my money.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

My new idea of a perfect night is drinking kombucha and Sprite Zero out of a wine glass.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

I have been barely holding my shit together for 3 weeks and every time I think it cannot get worse - it does. 😀

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

BRB. Sending a link to the LuLaRich doc to all my friends from college who are in a literal pyramid scheme and are the walking twins of the women in this doc.

Like deep down they know they are in an MLM right? They have to know.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

The NFL loves to hit us with random stats they make up to seem significant. Like��.

“the chiefs are the third team in NFL history to walk onto the field without someone sneezing and go into overtime while having possession an odd number of times”

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Two years without COVID. Week of Christmas? Boom COVID.

🙃

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

@Wess_is_more @BudrykZack You are not the only human who relates “yeet” and Weslee Clyde. If that’s the brand I’ve created. I’m proud.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

@allysongroves7 Me. The answer is me.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

*researches new jobs in Seattle*

[Say It Valencia @SayItValencia]

Don't let your fear of abandonment stop you from placing firm boundaries with others.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Me giving a presentation about SEO for work this morning sounding like a literal chain smoker while muting my self every few minutes to hack up a lung.

🙂🙃 I ❤️ my corporate job.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

I went 16 months in the middle of the panorama without getting Covid. I went out one weekend in Cleveland and I have strep throat and I feel like I’m dying. Ok immune system, cool.

[Weslee Clyde @WesleeClyde]

Having any male friends is legit the reason i am single. Terrifying.