Wesley Tips

Didn't you ever wish you had kids of your own? (By @JoeSondow)

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When you find out your girlfriend is a furry, try not to be too judgmental.

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Being right all the time is a curse. It really is.

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If an adult asks whether you're a virgin, make sure you have a plan for what to say.

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It's awful being the only sober one at the party.

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The first time an indoor teenage gamer sees the sun is a deeply spiritual experience.

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Diving for a catch in a sportsball game really isn't worth it.

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Be careful not to leave stains in weird places. People notice.

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Adults don't like it when you ask why they're single.

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When you get really mad in front of your mom, try to say "fudge" instead of that other word.

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You never forget your first beer.

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Girls like it when you tell them how big things are.

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If no one will play with you on #TableTopDay, there's no shame in playing by yourself.

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When you hit a low, remember one of your high points.

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It's important to eat right so you can grow up big and strong.

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Own up to your mistakes before the repercussions escalate further.

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This is why tabletop games are vastly superior to video games.