the bard formerly known as Two Lutes

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The Egyptian King. Simply incredible.

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@kootybobbers Did you give ‘em the 993’s?

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@BishopSickamore I personally despise “don’t let me go” on a whole different level

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@sjdalton24 And is that not an intentional foul there on Cormac?

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Raising my hands like a sorcerer casting incantations while three dogs get the zoomies around me

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Fig tree update:
Sometimes we all need a shoulder to lean on, and there’s no problem with that. We’re back growing to the moon. Lots of new growth this year and we’ve got a couple figs, may make some jam

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

I didn’t “top” the ball, it’s called a stinger

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Haunted by the fact the tin man in wiz of oz was poisoned by his costume, can I please forget this little tidbit

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Been a while since I’ve had my leg hair quake with base

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Casually stabbing these dumplings with chopsticks while I act like I’m using them properly

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@HowDoILogOff Vic deals shit on Publix price

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@tweetsbytyre Have you seen the chili dog option in there?

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Listening to some Dido to get my mind right

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@EnnDee23 Stay strong king

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

First meal of 2023 is a breakfast big mac, I won’t be taking questions at this time

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@miaelizabeth216 What season are you on? I just know Brantley is watching your reactions near as much as he’s watching the show

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

Double quarter pounder with cheese for breakfast, what of it

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

@robsaunders999 This is the closest to the truth

[the bard formerly known as Two Lutes @WestFlag]

What did I use this mini-rake for? Logical and truthful answers only

[Ten000Hours @DevInTheLab]

Morant has to be stopped.
Pure basketball has vanished from the earth and I’m snitching on everyone.
- the number 1 social media snitch ref