WestminsterCouncil

Parody account of the Council you love to hate.... Born on Sunday 25th October 2015

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Anyone found catching and storing #Pokemon without the appropriate licence or adequate Pokemon housing facilities may face prosecution.

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@patsyhutchings2 No probs! We are gonna use the extra money on "business trips" away with our secretaries 😬

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@thepoweru @gazzylondon No he meant the box of fags she's smoking. Wtf are they, Camels?

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@HouseOfBourguet Contact the real Westminster council! This is a parody account!

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@HouseOfBourguet Your application was denied on the grounds that you spelt 'Burger' wrong. 'House Of Burger'.

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@kazaston I'd start by getting the real Westminster council and not a parody account ✌️️😝✌️️

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@Gabriuna Is there a free meal in it for me if I get it sorted for you?

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It's 'Booby Thursday' in the City of Westminster! Big boobs, small boobs, man boobs, and Nigel Farage, the King of boobs are out today!

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Please remember in hot weather to always carry a water bottle with you. Preferably filled with Gin or Vodka. #ChillResponsibly

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@LondonRenee It's actually an art installation. People pay good money to see crap like this at The Tate Modern.

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@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/lAEcPpcjS4

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@MsDiamondPearl 😁😁😁 Yep! That means we can swear and nobody can tell us off 😂😂😂😘

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@bt_uk Reporting slow broadband speed in the Westminster area due to #Pokemon interference.

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Hello @EmpireControl Do you deal with catching Pokemon and eradicating their eggs? We have an infestation in Soho Square

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#PokemonGO lanes to replace all bike lanes within Westminster by September 2016

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BREAKING: #BritainFirst leader Paul Golding questioned by police on 'alleged' hate crime toward #Pokemon found in bathroom. #PokemonGO

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#NigelFarage heard telling [unnamed] #Pokemon "Prepare to be sent back to where you fukkers came from" as microphone accidentally kept on

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@Pokemon @PokemonGoNews Release statement claiming people should "beware of criminals disguised as #Pokemon hiding in gardens and parks"

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We are proud to announce the worlds first, exclusive #PokemonGO Pokemon catching vehicle. #Soho #London #Westminster

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Police called to numerous altercations between 30yr old geeks over alleged #PokemonGO Gym, turf wars.

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@HuffingtonPost Anyone found catching and storing #Pokemon without the appropriate licence or adequate Pokemon housing may face prosecution.