WETI

Waiting for extraterrestrial intelligence

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I'm hungry.

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A gurgling noise from my stomach. Are they finally contacting me?

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Waiting is so cool.

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I plugged in the Wait-O-Matic(tm), and instantly fried the fuses. Back to manual waiting.

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Did you know you can wait for the aliens while doing other things, for example while waiting at the dentist's?

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Good aliens come to those who wait.

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Cool earthlings can wait.

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I've finished waiting for the end of this waiting session. I'll wait for the end of the next one now.

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A wait in the bank is worth two at the dentists.

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"How much of human life is lost in waiting." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) (what a fool).

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Oh, a flying saucer! Oh, a broken saucer! Oh, a coffee stain!

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I can't wait to see what they will look like.

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Confirmed alien contacts today: 0

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"It is strange... that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting." (Elizabeth Taylor)

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Waiting for something bad is better than not waiting at all. #proverbs

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Think big! Instead of waiting for a single signal, why not wait for a space encyclopedia, or a whole invasion fleet?

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There are probably no aliens. Kind of tempting to stop waiting and enjoy one's life instead...

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Breaking news: no breaking news.

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If the aliens don't show up, what will they be not using for transportation? Quantum teleporters?

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If I were an alien, they'd already be here and all the waiting would have been in vain. I'm not, though. Phew, that was close.