Allen Hoss

White Boy | Chino Hills High School | Creed Enthusiast | Unemployed | Has Max Omega | Run The Damn Ball.

[Allen Hoss @WetSlong]

Taylor Swift Jersey at 9am lecture? Take it off.

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Knew this team was special in October. Take me to the promise land @drakemayeloverr

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@JJawlock Fuck u

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No, this is not AI

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You can take the man out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the man.

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This and a racist brunette

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

JD Vance helps carry Charlie’s casket onto Air Force Two to be brought home to Arizona

I am crying �

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.

Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Allen Hoss @WetSlong]

Some might think I’m autistic with how perfect I made this hole

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I will blackout this Thursday.
Nope, not a fucking pledge.
Just love for the game

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Nobody knows adversity like being the only one at the bar with flops #bleedforthis

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Good to be unemployed again #FuckReality

[Allen Hoss @WetSlong]

Virgin

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The 13-year-old aspiring umpire, Bradley, is doing a great job out there tonight at Cubs-Cardinals! 👏

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Each NFL teams best and worst-case scenarios:

[DomThePatsFan @domthepatsfan]

The only Tom Brady bronze statue I’ll accept

[Allen Hoss @WetSlong]

On tinder rn, really considering going in on the stank sweaty pussy out here in the wilderness

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Wouldn’t be surprised if my 55 year old coworker drew this

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@ThugScottie What a fucking pull

-Al Big Hoss

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@TH_girthquake69 @JJawlock

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@johnny_danziel I want to be buried between your thighs when I die

-Al