W Evan Thomas

#WinPhan

Lover of fine: women, steaks, movies, and assorted beverages.

Hater of: cheeses, certain people, and most forms of stupidity.

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So he's a necromancer collecting dead baseball players for an expansion team? #FieldofDreams

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@_AlexHirsch Since Disney owns Marvel, does that make Gravity Falls Earth-618?

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@KevinHarvell Such a handsome guy!

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Enter This $2750 Home & Gift Sweepstakes! https://t.co/zvR8V8vu84

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@SaintLouisFC the rain isn't going to affect anything, is it?

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@trakterapp @manueladb Any progress on the newest update?

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Put on my Converse today for the first time in, like, a year. BOY are they vastly different than my hiking boots.

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@streamza seems to be fixed now. However, magnet links weren't working last night. Haven't tried this morning.

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@streamza any idea what happened?

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@Mike_Faulk this had been SUCH a wild ride. #mls2stl

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You know, with the trumpety muzak at McDonald's, I can't tell it it's Ave Maria or "I Will Always Love You".

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This is absolutely hilarious! https://t.co/YXjljBKLf2

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The High Holy Days are fun, because you can say "I'll forgive you next week," and people actually believe you.

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"The problem with you is, you're completely delusional!"

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I sneezed so hard, my name tag came off. Somebody help me, please.

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Does anyone else keep wanting to call Kaepernick Copernicus?

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People of Earth: I don't know how to talk to you. I apologize in advance for any mishaps or transgressions.

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I Have Invented The Ultimate Food To Eat While Driving https://t.co/zFSYzBHZWq

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@Nucleus_Life Is there a way or app to connect using my Windows tablet, phone or laptop? love to try this out if there is!

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Apparently this cd I have has Ozzy Osbourne and Dweezil Zappa singing Staying Alive... It's exactly how you'd expect it.

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@kappalouie why yellow? I always hated how Windows 8 and Office tried to make me use blue. I just meant formatting for sarcasm font.