Tristan H. Cocksoft

Westport Fantasy Baseball Insider Info, Trade Talks, and Trash Talk

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Arod is 5000% back on the juice, and he absolutely should be. Good for him

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

In other news, Mrinal must be busy making black and white cookies in Carly Steckel's pants because he's on a bye week #TeamDulsky #The2015s

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

Clayton Kershaw is on pace for 301 more strikeouts than I am this year. But we both have the same amount of all star game roster sports

[Drew Silva @drewsilv]

Clayton Kershaw is on pace for 301 strikeouts.

[scott pianowski @scott_pianowski]

The two best Strasburg moments are the day you draft him and the day you trade him.

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

40% of this weeks match ups are within 2 points, and 60% are within 10 points. Then there's jack and Ryde... #Week1

[Ray Flowers @TheRayFlowers]

RT @based_ball: Jered Weaver, first start, pitches at 86+ mph:

2012: 61
2013: 42
2014: 38
2015: 1

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

@TheKostos why so much love for OKlahoma over MSU? They just seem like a worse shooting but slightly better rebounding version of MSU to me

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

https://t.co/2MhaStQ87l @mr_goofield

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

"not a day goes by where I don't think about the time I traded Wainwright for fucking jason heyward" -@mr_goofield

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

When this gets 2000 RTs, we'll give away this ball signed by #JonathanLucroy! #FaceOfMLB

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

"Buck just told 105.7 The Fan that Chris Davis got approved "for what he got suspended for" #adderall" #WeLoveToSeeIt

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The #Dodgers would have traded Matt Kemp to the #Dbacks for CF A.J. Pollock, but rejected Dbacks counter-offer of pitcher Archie Bradley .

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

Rob searching for a trade harder than simon searches for a 1 (dictor scale) at Amherst

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

The finals this year are more lopsided than every game team Sobel played in 2013 #TheRealChamps

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

POLL: what's higher, Simons chances to win or chances to find a girl over a 5 at Amherst?

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

And it appears Mrinals chances of winning have creeped slightly higher than the crime rate in new haven

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

Simon more depressed than when Kate Weiser broke his heart. 3 baseball bats broken on trees. More to come...

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

Reports in that this is the happiest Mrinal has been since he are black and white cookies with Steckel

[Tristan H. Cocksoft @WFB_Insider]

Clayton Kershaw is 17-1 with 155 IP, 1.39 ERA, 0.774 WHIP, 10.57 K/9 (31.8 K%), & .178/.215/.259 against over his last 20 starts #HesOkay