Perdita Whacknoodle

I'm a dog writer. My 5 Kindle chapter books make kids smile at Par, Mar, Mr. Wimpy, explosions, police chases--plus deep dog wisdom!

[Perdita Whacknoodle @WhackNoodle]

Last day FREE for 'The Christmas Tree of Doom.' You won't forget the Whacknoodles' Xmas. https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg

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When Par climbed the Christmas Tree of Doom, how could he know about the Mashed Potato Explosion? FREE now! https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg

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The Christmas Tree of Doom. My first happy dog Christmas book is FREE today! https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg #funnychristmas

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How my dog family celebrated Christmas. And escaped jail! https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg #dogs #funny

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Could a dog really steal the turkey from a Thanksgiving Pageant stage? Find out FREE today, just in time! https://t.co/0mbk1LbO6H

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Be a hero to a kid---learn a bunch of truly awful knock-knock jokes. FREE today from Dr. Manny Hahaz! https://t.co/lXKmMAWKEt

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FREE today! My 5th book about the WhackNoodle Dog Family. https://t.co/ULSpVdKzz4 #dogbooks #kidsbooks

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FREE today! My 5th and best (and funniest) book. You'll see1 https://t.co/ULSpVdKzz4 #dogbooks #kidsbooks

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Fourth of July, a flying watermelon and #FREE crazy #dog stories from Perdita Whacknoodle! https://t.co/fPGrrhWaP6 #funny

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Kids LOVE my #dog stories, and 'The Flying Watermelon of Doom' is FREE! The dogs celebrate the 4th with a bang. https://t.co/fPGrrhWaP6

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New Kindle or old--add a FREE, funny book kids love--just read the reviews. 'The Christmas Tree of Doom.' https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg

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Be a hero to the kids--#FREE today! Dr. Manny Hahaz's 'Ton of Knock-Knock #Jokes!' https://t.co/k9b0DIKrO2

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My gift to you--"The Christmas Tree of Doom!" It's a Whacknoodle family tradition! Fill up that Kindle! https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg

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My gift to you--a Whacknoodle Christmas disaster. 'The Christmas Tree of Doom' is FREE for your new Kindle! https://t.co/sTa4UYXCeg

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Add this to your Pandora Christmas mix for stress-free (but interesting) piano versions of classic Carols. https://t.co/hYuCmY6fOk