Whale Man

Whale cometh and whale goeth

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

@SteveBannen, is returning to the sea. #whalefacts #bannenfacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Without the #GRAMMYs, whales wouldn't know what music is #current #and #hip #whalefacts #whaleartistoftheyear #andfacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

A whales heart desires a Mini Cooper #minicooperfacts #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Every time a bell rings, a whale is still underwater #whalefacts #actualfacts #bellfacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

An eye for an eye leaves the whole whale blind #whalefacts #eyefacts #blindfacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Give a whale a fish you will probably be eaten. Teach a whale to fish and nothing happens #whalefacts #fishfacts #nothingfacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Whales can eat at least two to three times more dinner than the average, affluent, adult male #whalefacts #dinnerfacts #oldwhitey

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Whales enjoy bathing in pasta sauce whenever possible #whalefacts #pastafacts #bathfacts

[glen elkins @glen_elkins]

@kathrynnichols @CakeDavid #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

A full grown adult whale doesn't give a fuck about your problems #whalefacts

[glen elkins @glen_elkins]

@whaleFAX whales wear bow ties most days if they're feeling jazzy #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Dolphin shit is in the bible #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

Whales don't have as many feelings as you think #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

@Kathrynnichols Moby Dick what's that book #whalefacts

[Whale Man @whaleFAX]

@GordonRamsay is the smallest species of whale #whalefacts