Urban Dictionary

Providing you with a veritable cornucopia of streetwise lingo in 140 characters or less. Contact: [email protected]

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Marshawn Lynch could shotgun a 6 pack of Red Bull and still not give a flying fuck about any fine the NFL throws his way

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Grammar: the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Finals week - where Adderall and excessive caffeine combine with procrastination to create every college student's most dreaded week

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Alabama bandwagon = not from Alabama, doesn't go to Alabama, parents aren't from Alabama but somehow is an Alabama fan.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

K= fuck you.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

"Guns kill people" = I'm a total dumb ass that blames the actions of individuals on an inanimate object incapable of operating on its own.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

"Serving size" = total bullshit where you're only supposed to eat 7 chips, or two cookies out of an entire pack.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

"Sorry about the cleavage in this pic" = I purposely took this picture so that you would notice my cleavage.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Obama = for accurate definition see the definition for ignorant and/or stupid.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Natty Light = the broke college students choice

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Tribal tattoo = a bold geometric tattoo usually around the arm that allows people to identify members of the douchebag tribe.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

High and tight = military style haircut/my girlfriends ass in yoga pants.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Starbucks = A religious cult for white upper-class families

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Marilyn Monroe = commonly quoted by girls whom have no idea she was a drug addicted slut who died in a pool of her own vomit.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Caffeine: the legal version of cocaine.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Twitter = Basically having a conversation with yourself hoping someone will join in.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Instagram: Allowing fives to feel like dimes, one filter at a time

Sentence: Brittney looks like a preying mantis so she used a filter.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Justin Bieber

Definition: A feminist pop star who may possibly have an insanely loose vagina

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

Paper cut = a tree's glorious moment of revenge.

[Urban Dictionary @What_We_Mean]

"You feel me?" = Are you capable of comprehending the statement I have just articulated?