Alastair Campbell

Nufc//Cricket//Pastries

[Alastair Campbell @WhatAliTweets]

@NUFC Howe In

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@JamesCleverly James you came third in a two horse race pipe down

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Birthday beatings means something different in the Greenwood household

[Olympique de Marseille 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 @OM_English]

Happy Birthday, 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻! 🥳🌟

Marseille’s top scorer since the start of the season, our Olympien celebrates his 2️⃣3️⃣rd birthday today! 🎂🎉

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@fun88eng Gordan 3-1 toon

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After seeing how Oasis have allowed ticketmaster to use dynamic pricing I can also see why Noel's wife left him

Horrible prick

See you at Heaton Park.

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Me sat waiting for my Oasis pre sale code #oasis2025

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Your dad coming home from oasis summer 2025

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Hotel prices for the oasis reunion are wild, 2 nights in Mancherster £1400 for a room without a window. And i have no regrets in booking it.

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

"Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury have split up"

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@FrancisChipp Laser eye surgery went well?

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@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball Using the Micheal Jackson statue at Fulham as a reference, what other statues would you like to see outside football grounds

I'd like a Diana Ross statue outside the Riverside

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Jaws 5, gurning for blood

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sharks in waters off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say

Full story 🔗

https://t.co/URNDOnRFwo

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Joe Biden has just announced he's out of the running to be president of the democratic Republic of Congo

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@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball @MicahRichards Which england players from this squad won't be at the next world Cup

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The midwife when she sees the babies head

[AG @anthonygordon]

One more push 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤍

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Surprised Ann Widdecome has survived the summer given how cold its been #GeneralElection2024

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@TaylorandPayne Billy Bear has a higher IQ

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Hello Baby reindeer!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 The deadline to register to vote is TONIGHT at 23:59

If you haven't already, register to vote here: https://t.co/zQcTb8BlJj

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The Queen in Paris 1997, making sure she's successfully killed off diana

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HM Queen Elizabeth II watches students collect evidence at a simulated crime scene during her visit to the forensic science department at Berkshire College in Windsor (2007)