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It’s so funny how American weddings have to specify “black tie” when they want people to dress fancy but Egyptians have an unspoken code that if you’re not wearing a full suit or floor length dress you’re automatically underdressed

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She say “do you love me” I tell her “I’m not available to date right now I’m sorry I’m working on my relationship with Christ”

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Feeling so cool when your class learned about ancient Egypt in elementary school

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Listening to a white person go “yeah I LOVE hummisssss!!!”

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Egyptian males are THE most reckless drivers don't even try and argue

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*finds out 2 white people are dating* okay, cool

*finds out 2 egyptians are dating* HOW WHAT WHEN OMG DO THEIR PARENTS KNOWWW

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All Egyptians are either
-fob
-white person wannabes
-ghetto

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Arab guys with baby face be like https://t.co/LEhXlhC3o3

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Which is better

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Every church has that tant that goes around trying to boss the youth around like they own the place

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Walking into a Greek restaurant like they know everything because their food is similar

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@WhatCoptsKnow way too easy

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Egyptians and nice cars....name a more iconic duo I'll wait

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Coptic parents of high schoolers: don't date
Coptic parents of undergrad students: don't date
Coptic parents: why aren't you married yet

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Which eid do you enjoy more

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Which do you know better

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When you're about to take communion and then someone cuts in front of you

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When a deacon takes the mic and his voice is absolute khara