What Corey Says

Gems from a luddite living in a digital world, as captured by his friends.

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[In 2018]
“Are you on insta? Cuz I have full-on desktop instagram.” #WhatCoreySays

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[On watching #TheCrown]
“I love watching stuff I can look up on Wikipedia.” #WhatCoreySays

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"I don't have FOMO. I have JOMO [Joy of Missing Out]." #WhatCoreySays

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(While doing a crossword)
"What's Yoko Ono's last name?"
"Oh." #WhatCoreySays

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"FUCK THAT, that's photoshopped." #WhatCoreySays

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[on a cyber attack] "I'm in a frenzy!!!" #WhatCoreySays

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"Is 'neighbourhoods' really such a long word or am I drunk?" #WhatCoreySays

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"STOP ALL THE GODDAMN THINGS!!!" #WhatCoreySays

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"I like that you used the word 'superlative'." #WhatCoreySays

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*while mid-squat at his desk* "Oh, I can't even squat in these, they're too tight." #WhatCoreySays

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"Amazing. Amazing. Kirsten Dunst never looked so good!" #WhatCoreySays

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"That's good, that's Instagram ready." #WhatCoreySays

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"Turn around, let me see your wallet." #WhatCoreySays

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"I'm not good at making things up, I'm good at publicizing them." #WhatCoreySays

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"That outfit looked better when you were sitting down." #WhatCoreySays

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"I like the way she looks up close, it's nice." #WhatCoreySays

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"You gotta treat your bum right." #WhatCoreySays

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"You lived this long without it, but maybe you weren't really living..." #WhatCoreySays

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"Wait, you don't think I'm chill?!"#WhatCoreySays

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"I've gotta stop talking like an asshole." #WhatCoreySays