What Da Elle!

Thoughts by a newly 3 year old with spunk, attitude and smarts

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@ThreeDailey go watch Emily Bakers latest.

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You scared me to hell and back #WhatDaElle #ThisIsFour #FiveTomorrow #NoLongerAToddler #ScaredToHellAndBack

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Mom the cats need a bed. I’m going to make it. Uhhhh I’m going to need a pillow and @Fritolay’s. #WhatDaElle #WhoKnew #FritoLays #CatBed #ThatWillBeCrunchy #ImagneSleepingOnThoseCrumbs

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This has Elle’s fingerprints allllll over it. The cookie theft caper solved. It was Ms. Jiao in the bedroom with the knife. #Clue #SomeoneFramedTheCat #ChristmasCookies #ChocolateOnTheWhiteOneOfCourse #WhatDaElle #NaughtyList #WinterBreak

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Elle comes running in the room yelling “yee haw horsey” and proceeds to wack her older sister across the behind with a belt. I want to adult but can’t stop laughing. #WhatDaElle #YeeHaw #HorsingAround #WinterBreak #NaughtyList

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“Jiao Jiao make good choices. Frogs are not snacks” scolding the cat for attempting to eat the frog while I set up the new tank. She still hasn’t owned up to breaking the last one but I recognize her work. #WhatDaElle #4AndSassy #MakeGoodChoices #Frog #Cat #JiaoMB #MaineCoon

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“Mom what do you mean you are moving to Texas? I thought it was just Daddy and me” said in a super annoyed tone. #WhatDaElle #4AndSassy #DoesntLoveMom #Moving #Texas #DaddysGirl

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Mom I need a sneeze paper. You mean a tissue? Uh yes that. #WhatDaElle #SneezePaper #ToddlerLife

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Mommy when are the fixers going to come and take care of the skeleton trees? #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #SkeletonTrees

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Mom where is de other gay mom. I want to have tea with that one. {there’s only one mom here I have zero idea what she is talking about} #WhatDaElle #Toddler #ToddlerLife #OtherMother

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Elle tried to “fired da dirt mans” because “dere is a spot on the grass”

Yea I’m pretty such the mulch guys just hit me with a sassy upcharge.

#WhatDaElle #TheSassIsStrong #NaturalLeader #TinyFeminist #Threenager

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Mom better get the bathtub before it blasts into the sun. Mom I’m going to go in your tummy and catch all the worms. Mom I have this (mole) and it seriously hurts. #WhatDaElle #Threenager #ToddlerLife #SomeoneWatchedAMagicSchoolBusMarathon

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You aren’t the boss of me. #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #Threenager #WellThen

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{Elle hop to it. Time to get dressed} Exasperated sigh, Mom I’d rather roll with it. Thanks. #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #Threenager #RollWithIt

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Mom this is my bear book. Isn’t is so awful! Gigi gived it to me and I love it forever and bringed it to our house. {Elle do you mean awesome not awful?} Yes awesome whatever (dramatic eye roll) #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #AwfulVsAwesome #CloseEnough

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{singing at top of lungs} ‘You’re and awesome gourd, you’re an awesome gourd....’ [don’t you mean awesome lord?] ��No I learned dis song at me school. You’re an awesome gourd.’ #WellThen #AllHailTheHolySquash #WhatDaElle #Threenager #AtLeastShesLearning

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{Teacher pulls me aside at pickup} just so you know Elle invited the entire class to your house for a sleepover. You might want to do something about that. #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #Threenager #WTFAmISupposedToDo

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Mom I dreamed dat da ladybugs crawled into me nose when I was sleeping. #WhatDaElle #ToddlerLife #Threenager

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{dragging a suitcase full of her treasures} Where are you going? ‘To New York City of eat and go shopping of course.’ (duh mom expression on face). Well then. #WhatDaElle #Threenager #ToddlerLife #TravelBug #NewYorkCity #HideMyWallet

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I’d hired my glasses (three days ago). Sigh. She sure did, found it today. #WhatDaElle #Threenager #ToddlerLife #Bespectacled #ToddlersWithGlasses