#WomanCrushWednesday @QuodDeamMorte
โDeath! You broke that unspoken rule we have. You know, the one about red being my thing. I mean, you donโt bleed after all. Ok, you can wear it this time, but only because you look bangable in it. Love you.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โLetโs be honest, Death. Youโve caught me in more embarrassing situations than this. You might want to check on Spidey next door - I think heโs about to blow out an o-ring or something. Love you.โ
#WomanCrushWednesday @QuodDeamMorte
โDeathโฆ Iโm going to say something, but donโt kill me, ok? Baby, we need to talk. Youโre way too classy and sophisticated for me. Itโs not you; itโs me. You look great but I look like a pizza with herpes. I canโt help but love you, though.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โHang on! Let me give this my full attention. You mean to tell me youโve never had PIZZA? Pizza is life! We gotta fix this right away, Death. Put on something you donโt mind getting messy and letโs go get a pie. Love you, Death.โ
#WomanCrushWednesday @QuodDeamMorte
โYou know what that look does to me, baby. What do you want me to do? Reap a coupla dozen souls for you? Blow myself up for a conjugal visit? Just name it and consider it done. Love you.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โYou know me so well, Death. Iโve got a one track mind. Actuallyโฆ two track mind; sex and slaughter. In that order. You come first, I hope I hope I hope! Love you so much.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โHow could I forget! You let me dress you up in a barely there string bikini and a pair of very sexy cork wedges. They were tall enough to make it into the โfuck me shoesโ altitude. Can I borrow them sometime? Love you Death.โ
@QuodDeamMorte "Oh, this? It's no biggie. I bought this makeup kit from Amber Heard off ebay. It's supposed to conceal/anything/ but I think I got ripped off. Love you Death."
#WomanCrushWednesday @QuodDeamMorte
โHey beautiful! Is it true what they say? That magentaโs have more fun? I hope youโll let me test it out. Love you.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โYou think so? Youโre like the only personโฆ make that entityโฆ that can stand the look of me under the mask. Thatโs why weโre perfect for each other. Love you so much Death.โ
#WomanCrushWednesday @QuodDeamMorte
โYes. The answer to the question is yes. As long as the question is โwould you die to be with me?โ. I just wish I could stay dead longer than an episode of The Golden Girls. Love you Death.โ
@QuodDeamMorte โYou wonโt believe this but Iโve got a job interview today. Some guy on LinkedIn messaged me about being a personal assistant that doesnโt question orders, says it pays good. Wish me luck! Love you too Death.โ
@AvengersRadioFM โHi, Alf! So jazzed to talk to you! Long time follower, first time stalker. Uhโฆ I donโt have any cats or any cat legs on hand. We can try Uber Eats if you want. For your friend, of course.โ