What Hank Said

Henri Hank Drake is a sweet, lovable, half American, half French young man, and a world champion at guessing. He frequently says dopey things.

[The Realest Rogger @Real_r0gger]

You Won't Believe #5: 12 Times Henri Forgot His Trainers For A Run

[What Hank Said @WhatHankSaid]

(Playing pool) "uh oh, the 8 one's poisonous, careful"

[Katie Rose Sullivan @Ceitidh_Ros]

"Why didn't she go to Notre Dame to find a nice Irish boyfriend?", whispers Nora's grandfather

[What Hank Said @WhatHankSaid]

@yungcorgi hahahaha

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Hank: I'm vegan.
Desk: For how many hours?
Hank: 6 so far

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@HC_Bees who!??!?!?!!

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@BeccaBoodle942 u look a little like mike brier in this pic

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@alanresnicks are you thirsty? Do you need water?

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@yungcorgi no but is that a pic of @alanresnicks ?

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@housecatpa @yungcorgi @alanresnicks ?

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@cursivical as Zizek would say, "that's just how ideology functions"

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@LynnieWoodruff and when do they want it

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@yungcorgi @BeccaBoodle942 all tweets not in quotes or with "Henri:" are apocryphal

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@jduncan_donuts I'm on an all butter diet. Its bad 4 me & the environment but that's ok cause its also bad 4 the economy & I h8 the economy

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@BeccaBoodle942 reply to him with a picture of Norv Turner

[Camden Riversharks @Riversharks]

Riversharks win 5-2! We're coming home on Tuesday to start a 3 game set v S. Maryland. See ya at Campbell's Field!

[Slavoj Tweezek @SlavojTweezek]

Millennials, of course, yearn for communism. This is why 92% of them live with their mother.

[What Hank Said @WhatHankSaid]

Hank: "This corned beef tastes weird, like if you blended corn and beef"
CM: "yeah but aren't you a vegetarian?"
Hank: "yeah.... Oh shit!"

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"Oh shit our thesis is due today?!?"

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*breaks onecard by throwing it against wall*