@ChloeKeedyITV Having worked all day and back in the office this morning, my daughter queued all night, for almost 12 hours, bless her. I stayed up all night WhatsApping her.
A classic example of nominative determination was Christopher Pincher pinching two policeman’s private members in the private members bar, which seems appropriate, albeit he has had the whip taken from him but, if he is so inclined,may curtail that particular sexual predilection
@simplyjazztalk @barbjungr@jennygreensings As a long standing groupie of yours, who travels far and wide to attend your gigs, I was sorry to have to unavoidably miss this one.
@amanda55585007 @wmarybeard Congratulations. Your daughter looked gorgeous and they both look wonderfully happy. I loved the ‘facsimile’ figures on the cake
@spconnolly @NHSuk And to think that those whom I challenge for wearing their masks under their noses or chins have the gall to declare that they can’t breathe whilst merely, and briefly having to don their loose, comfortable masks
'I don't think the entire health of the nation should rest on whether we can gorge on turkey for a couple of days. We have to be selfless.'
@piersmorgan asks why the country should be allowed to gather for Xmas when restrictions were not lifted for other religious festivals.
I wonder whether those ignorant and selfish offenders also wear their underpants tucked below their willies as, after all, it amounts to the same thing.
@lianecarroll You absolutely deserve to be part of it. I hope to get there. Fingers crossed, eh....but please don’t cross yours, as your piano will sulk.
In the immediate wake of Melbourne easing its social distancing rule, it is now experiencing a surge in cases of coronavirus. Ditto China. Therefore, take heed.
PM Boris Johnson announces pubs, restaurants, hotels and hair salons can open from 4 July in England, as social distancing rules eased
https://t.co/g7rBMlQBMo
There are some wonderful entries in the BP Award at the National Portrait Gallery, but this one by @thomasleveritt seems particularly apposite right now: https://t.co/HiiD7wMs1S