Matthew Link

Water is just earth sauce

[Matthew Link @WhatLinkThinks]

@sad__bastian It’s honestly one of my favorite things to do. You just gotta zone and get what you want. Had to cut back from 6 times a week to 3 because it was getting out of hand. The box cutter is aggressive tho

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@Rogue1Hunter @Your_Mate_Nate Forrest Gump is more of a patriot than you’ll ever be you turd stain

[Spitta @CurrenSy_Spitta]

Just type that shit out like ur gonna post it and then read it aloud and ask yourself.. “does this sound like some bitch ass shit?” Then proceed accordingly.

[Matthew Link @WhatLinkThinks]

@Your_Mate_Nate Hope your chapped cheeks freeze together! Sincerely, Swampass Gang

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@Your_Mate_Nate The dude is 58, he needs to give it up.

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New shirts at work will continue until morale improves #work #grind #hustle #ambition

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Gonna need to have a word with whoever put this taste in my mouth #dafuq #itwasntme #nasty

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@jess_jayybee @mel_issajoke JJB in the produce section

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@jess_jayybee @mel_issajoke Not Potatoes or Peppers? Trifling

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@jess_jayybee You’d have this energy for sure 😂

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@Sky_squawker757 Hot beans comin through

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PSA:

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@TheRealBStiner Unclear at the moment, but these milk crates didn’t just appear out of thin air

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Ayo somebody get this cat at Lowe’s

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All things considered I did okay with these. 2021 Resolutions forthcoming! #MissionAccomplished #Bye2020 #overachiever

[Matthew Link @WhatLinkThinks]

New Years Resolutions
1. Don’t limit yourself
2. Get better posture
3. Survive
Keep me accountable Twitter!
#NewYearsResolutions #realisticgoals #setthebarlow

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@jess_jayybee What’s the verdict?

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Pretty sure that peeling a just ripe avocado is what being a god feels like #bigfacts #sosatisfying #clublife

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For those following she responded to the text exactly 3 minutes after I sent this tweet

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⁦@jess_jayybee⁩ smh