West Wing Quotes

Dialogue from the critically acclaimed TV show The West Wing - The Sorkin Seasons. Come along for the ride 140 characters at a time...

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The things that unite us are far greater than things that divide us. #westwing

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He's got 38 wives. ~ Yeah. ~ Imagine being the girl he dated who he didn't marry. #westwing

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"An artist's job... is to captivate you for however long we've asked for your attention. If we stumble into truth, we got lucky" #westwing

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It's "Lord of the Flies" in there. ~ Well, who invited you in the first place? ~ It's got my name on it. #westwing #josh

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Nice Office ~ Exactly 63 feet from the Oval Office. If you don't think we measure, you're out of your mind. #toby

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CJ: You know why I'm not wearing any pants? Sam: I just assumed it was the usual reason.

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I never voted for you. ~ Well, thanks for trying, but here I am anyway. #bartlet #westwing

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~They didn't have that kind of relationship, sir. Except once, and that time he didn't know what was happening. ~ Toby on Sam and Laurie

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Josh: Have I been distracting the female callers? ~ Women: No. ~ Josh: Not even a little bit? #westwing

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Well, she takes the three of us to town. We don't look like rocket scientists. But, then again, we're not rocket scientists. #westwing

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I am not frightened. I'm gonna blow them off the face of the earth with the fury of God's own thunder! #westwing #bartlet

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She didn't bring my grasshopper. ~ She didn't? ~ No. ~ Maybe she just felt really stupid ordering it. #westwing

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Carol? Dotting the "I"s and crossing the "T"s, thank you for that. ~We do our homework. –You misspelled "senator." #westwing

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He calls you and me the Batman and Robin of speechwriting... We're Batman and Robin! –Which one's which? –Look at me, Sam. Am I Robin?

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"Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don't need little changes. We need gigantic revolutionary changes." #westwing

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We are writing a very important Thanksgiving proclamation. ~ And possibly a new action-adventure series. #westwing

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You should feel free to let the turkeys out of the cage, and allow them to, you know, roam freely, as they were meant to do. #westwing #toby

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Things have gotten so bad for Rick Santorum, he's now asking Sarah Palin for advice.

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#Igetupsetwhen Lord Tubbington pulls out a cigarette.

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And where exactly do you fall in the line of succession? ~If somebody blows up the Capital Building, I'd imagine I'd move up a few slots.