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[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[•+* @WhatUpRell]

This nigga always getting beat up in movies

[•+* @WhatUpRell]

I want to move

[Mika @mikadontlouz]

New york is funny because this is not AI we just outsideeee

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[remx @biigrem]

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air for no reason

[vito @uaivito]

um dos piores pesadelos: cair de uma altura absurda e acordar no susto.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

You’ll never find a man more stressed than a man in his 30s or 40s who thought he’d be further in life by now.

You’re not alone brotha. Don’t give up.

[Charco @charcoded]

funny how any dumbbells above 60lbs always get put back in the correct spot

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[•+* @WhatUpRell]

They might not be attractive but I am. Yall stay safe.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Your coworker is not attractive, they are just within 10 feet of you 40 hrs/week

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

That hat flip was ice cold 🥶

[•+* @WhatUpRell]

When tweets line up or have some kind of relevance, it makes this app even funnier

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.