Wheatdaddy

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.

Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.

Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.

[Wheatdaddy @Wheatdaddy]

I go to bed with an ichy bum and wake up with smelly fingers #yolo

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

"One Direction" has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

[Wheatdaddy @Wheatdaddy]

@samtaranto it kinda does work like that cause those bb's are heavy.. #calmdown #ballsareheavy

[stina @christinaboulz]

What kind of drugs are you on, Sam? @samtaranto @msGiallonardo #StillLaughing

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left.

So they took a left turn and had an enjoyable time.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding a hunter shot him.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He can't open it.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

#SingleBecause I am not in a relationship.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity. It's not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

SCIENCE FACT: If you took out all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Call me an astronaut because i'm about to visit Uranus

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows.