WheatleyLaboratories

Spending most of my day creating new testing environments out of leftover pieces of testing environments.

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

@HAL9000_ I thought this was going to be a penis joke. But that works, too.

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

Good luck with that, mate. I've been sentient for over almost 12 years and still trying to get off this bloody rail.

[Robo-J3553 @RJ3553]

I'm taking over ... starting with Twitter.

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

I converted OCT31 to base 10 and now it's DEC25.

Merry Christmas!

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

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Skyrim Rereleases

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

@Pain1459 @Nortuet I don't know what you're talking about.

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

Oh, is that what that meant? I thought it was how often I had to check on the stasis pods.

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

All those people who asked in math class if they would ever need it in the real world are now paying the price for not understanding exponential growth.

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

That's what she said.

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My Brother-in-law wants me to send this tweet out to every account that I have access to, so :

#VotePitchBlack

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@NintendoIns @WheatleyLabs @nintendolife Really? I heard they were in ...

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

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@NintendoIns @NintendoLife I thought the cake was a lie!

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

Is there really a choice here? https://t.co/wjaFntAY9D

[Zac Erickson @RechargePsych]

Next #Splatfest in North America: Art vs. Science! I'm...conflicted. https://t.co/Acr9nWx7Xv

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

No question about which one that I'll choose, Mate. https://t.co/fFOGNb3rLY

[Gamnesia @TheGamnesia]

North America’s next #Splatfest pits Art vs. Science - http://t.co/cWjossr09y #Nintendo #WiiU #Splatoon

[WayForward @WayForward]

Flip on your @Playstation and sign in! #MightyFlipChampsDX is now free on Playstation Plus! http://t.co/4O2y4lTA0U

[Turret King @King_Turret]

IT IS MANDATORY YOU WATCH THIS. SO SAYS THE KING. https://t.co/rfuz03babl

[IFLScience @IFLScience]

Via AsapSCIENCE

[Give Me Internet @GiveMeInternet]

Googled 'best gaming mouse' was not disappointed

[WayForward @WayForward]

The long-running Shantae: Risky's Revenge iOS sale ends tomorrow! It's your last chance to get the game for free: https://t.co/oCqpBoHhgM

[WheatleyLaboratories @WheatleyLabs]

@WayForward I was going to ask you if you posted someone's homework by mistake. :)

[HAL 9000 @HAL9000_]

If I was an iPad this would be my home screen...