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Honest city fan

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@nocontextfooty Can’t stand soccer, I think it’s the least talented sport on earth. There’s a reason three year olds can play soccer ok? You run around and kick a ball." Do you know how untalented you have to be to score three points when the net is this big

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@nocontextfooty Can’t stand soccer, I think it’s the least talented sport on earth. There’s a reason three year olds can play soccer ok? You run around and kick a ball." Do you know how untalented you have to be to score three points when the net is this big

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@nocontextfooty I always find it interesting how Messi only gets GOAT shouts when playing Clermont Foot, Poland, Australia, Eibar. Notice a pattern?

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@nocontextfooty Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good.

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@nocontextfooty As a native German citizen, I am ashamed of my country. Tomorrow I'm changing my nationality to the country that owns us, Poland. Their football is on a higher level and the economy is also why I want to reprezen them🇵🇹👍

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@nocontextfooty Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good.

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@deathinfaith @nocontextfooty Football*

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@nocontextfooty Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good

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@FIFAWorldCup Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good

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@nocontextfooty MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨

Name-PESSI
Missing: 30/11/2022 vs Poland
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations : Penalty Spot, Andorra, Lithuania, Udinese
Last seen-penalty spot against Poland.

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@FIFAWorldCup ⚠️MISSING⚠️
Name: Peonel Pessi 🚨
Last seen: Penalty box 💀
GOAT: not pessi 😭😭
Biggest fear: Showing up in big games, World Cup, ghost 👻
Status: Finished 💩
Nation: Small
Owner: Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦

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@FIFAWorldCup Ronaldo is single handedly carrying Portugal while Messi is relying on Enzo and Di Maria to bail him out..

I know who my goat is 🇵🇹🐐

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@FIFAWorldCup When the whole world is watching , Lionel Messi prefers to ghost.

Don’t ever compare this guy to ronaldo again

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@FIFAWorldCup How do people say "Finished" in different countries...
🇬🇧 : Finished
🇵🇹 : Finalizado
🇮🇹 : Finito
🇫🇷 : Fini
🇦🇷 : Pionel Pessi

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@FIFAWorldCup Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good

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@nocontextfooty Soccer is a strange game. Tiny ball, massive net…should be very, very easy to score points. And yet, sometimes a whole game goes by without a single goal. Stands to reason that the players just aren’t very good

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@England Small club USA gonna own u lots

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@England No way mount start over grealish

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@ChelseaFC Imagine Employing sterling could neva be my club😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@FCBarcelona @Spotify Finished club🤡🤡🤡