Maria

I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 We need all the hoodies! We’re waiting!!

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 Just like me 😎

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 But then you won’t be able to see Oklahoma City Thunders play

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 Who does Oklahoma City Thunders play next?

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 Track it. Let me know where it is. And I’ll drive to pick that up and drop it off to you. You need to get that breath under control A S A P

[Maria @WheresMV]

@chrisfowler85 thanks for always being there!

[AT @_annatx]

This year I’ve realised that things that “aren’t that deep” are actually 6ft deep. Friends not supporting you, not saying happy birthday to you, not making an effort with you or congratulating you on your achievements. All that shit is deep and I’m not having anymore of it.

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 @adrianvelasquez @dgruntzel How sweet 🤥 but I got you both!

[Maria @WheresMV]

@chrisfowler85 😂😍😭😭 I’m so jealous! That sloth seems so chill and like a little lover😭

[Maria @WheresMV]

@SuprFlash Are you a driver?

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 Got a lot of thots on your mind?

[Maria @WheresMV]

@chrisfowler85 Dude sounds like me at karaoke

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Jvela1 omg 😂😂😂

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 @_rouski_ looks like you, too!

[Maria @WheresMV]

@adrianvelasquez 😂😂 idk... we’ll see! i’m so glad i got over my lebron hating days. news about him is E V E R Y W H E R E!

[Maria @WheresMV]

@Rellsince86 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Maria @WheresMV]

i feel like i cheated on bruce by watching an episode of staircase without him 😊 the days of binge watching a whole show/season in one day is long gone. we’ve been watching since it came out and we’re only on the 8th episode 😅

thanks, C O L L I N S 😇

[Maria @WheresMV]

@BennyNtheJetson whaaaa?

[Maria @WheresMV]

this girl loves brushing her gums and having her hair brushed

[Maria @WheresMV]

took collins to finally picked up this expensive piece of paper!