Paul Holt(parody)🚣

Senior counselor at Packanack Lodge. Master storyteller at campfires. Parody. #FridayThe13th #HorrorFamily

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

I don't want to scare anyone, but I'm gonna give it to you straight about Jason...

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

Vickie is awfully happy today. So happy that she can't stop giggling during one of Paul's lectures. She must be on the veggies. #420day

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

@ARoseCPE Ken

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Grammar is quite important. We don't want these kids to think we're illiterate.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Expect the unexpected.

[Terry McCarthy @TerryMcCarthyF2]

Paul tried to give me safety tips on avoiding bears. I think we’ll be fine Paul, we’re on the water. What’s the worst that could happen out here?

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

@Normankillfm Classic.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Don't act like you didn't wolf down two Double Whoppers that night, Terry. But you were happy, so it's fine. We're all family and we're glad you're back with us.

[Terry McCarthy @TerryMcCarthyF2]

We’re having a dinner tonight for my birthday. Let’s hope Paul doesn’t bring back Burger King again

[Ginny Field 📚 @GinnyFieldF13]

Did you know that Ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit and it has 20% sugar? Since some people feel that a soda requires some kind of carbonation, that would make Ketchup a sports drink, kind of like Gatorade.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

I'll pass. That lake has water moccasins.

[Tina Moore(parody)🚲 @TinaMooreF13]

Take it all off and jump in!!!

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

She's making that area look like a Wendy's.

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

Boy oh boy, I thought Ginny had car problems. This woman always ends up blocking the dirt road because of her car. Weird timing.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Definitely a stand-up guy.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

I keep telling everyone.

[Brad BC Collins @CoolEditPros]

@WheresPaulF13 Parking lot is starting to look like a Burger King

[Ginny Field 📚 @GinnyFieldF13]

Thunderstorms in March. Bizarre, isn’t it?

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

So you're saying I'm as old as Crazy Ralph?

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

So everyone knows Terry's our best swimmer....and here we have our expert in cycling, Sandra Dier. Little rascal likes to think that everything's "rad"....these kids and their new words.

[Mark Jarvis(parody)♿ @MarlboroMarkF13]

If aliens are real, I hope they could give me a new pair of legs.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Packanack survival 101. Great source of protein, folks. Try it out.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

@tysalt35 Thanks pal.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Now's not the time, young lady.

[Paul Holt(parody)🚣 @WheresPaulF13]

Welcome to Packanack, sheriff. We've heard of your heroics in Haddonfield, and we hope that carries over here. Also, this is bear territory. Be safe.