Roberto Castellanos

20 years from now me, apologise in advance.

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[Max @Maximus644]

Cada vez que un mexicano dice “brunch” en vez de desayuno, se apaga un comal en Oaxaca.

[kmiluchis @camilarz_]

qué dijiste de los churrumais pendejo

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[Juancho Arciniega @4juancho8]

La adultez es aguantar veinte problemas serios en silencio y luego colapsar porque se cayó una cuchara.

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Viktor👽 @FB_viktor]

The fact that your birthplace decides your religion is something you should think about

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

I just have to look at my phone a little bit more and something incredible will happen

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[Bonnie @33onnie]

mom… dad… I’d like to introduce you to the guy who sends me reels

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes I wonder how hot Sigmund Freud's mom must have been.

[芽依 @Mei22542]

i love when you watch a movie and it temporarily changes your perspective on life

[emi @emisandrist]

who wants to start a moviewatchuationship with me

[andalucía @ondachamana]

Dios le da a sus guerreros más ansiosos sus batallas más imaginarias

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly “not the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Do not postpone enjoyment. Any opportunity to enjoy, take it.

[Sebas 🦇 @juniorhhjr]

Te faltó bloquearme de Spotify, ahí te va una canción de José José.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

yes fighting will be allowed at my funeral