Emily

let your freak flag fly

[rackzy @rackzySOL]

bitch that’s toady hawk

[charlie @chunkbardey]

tik tok truly paralyzes me like i’ll watch it for 45 minutes in whatever position i was in when i opened it. the stillness of a lizard in danger

[terry kavanagh @kipperkav]

This is THE best thing shared over social media in the past 2 weeks. What a beautiful moment. Truly wonderful. Thank you to my new favourite duo.

[James @CaucasianJames]

once this is all over i’m gonna out pizza the hut

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Dear Santa,

You did not get me the thesaurus i asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.

[Emily @whichWAY_]

one day you will let out your last fart ever

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself

[catholic intimacy coach @TheWarOnProtein]

the next time you're craving drugs or alcohol, just eat a warm bagel

[Chase @chaselyons]

I’m $31,000 in credit card debt again smh I’m such a Scorpio 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

[angel ✰ @ambientgaze]

apology accepted

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he’s a member of the family❤️

[Kool-Aid Man @koolaid]

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[tia @califortia]

i hate a “wyd” ass bitch. Jus know im doin the dougie. Somewhere

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

emma watson reading her initials https://t.co/ZhOdfqpSki

[James @CaucasianJames]

just thanked god it’s friday. he said no problem man

[Caroline Banas @carolinebanas]

jumping into finals week like