Kitty Whipped

Are you a man? Reach down and grab 'em! Oh wait, you can't. She has them.

[Kitty Whipped @WhippedKitty]

It's your birthday! Let the annual blow job commence!

#WouldUHurryAlreadyMyJawIsTired
#KittyWhipped

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You're sleeping in the wet spot again, aren't ya Chuck? #KittyWhipped

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If you get up to make HER the sandwich after a sesh... #KittyWhipped

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MSN Video: Amazing 'Sexy And I Know It' Cover http://t.co/SEXVgTgO

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Nevermind. She doesn't let you play men's league hockey cause it conflicts with her bunco night. #KittyWhipped

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Take note: RT @wheelingprobs: If your hockey bag has wheels, then you probably don't.. Real men carry their bags. #wheelingtip

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Beware of women with tiny dogs dressed as babies.

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Go ahead. Hold her purse and her mojito while she grinds some hot guy on the dance floor. #KittyWhipped

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Read 'em from the first tweet to the last. It's easier to follow that way champ. You like when I tell u what to do, dontcha? #KittyWhipped

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RT @Candi_Kakes: he said my snore helps him sleep #pussywhipped

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RT @MensHumor: "She's mastered the Kitchen and the Kama Sutra."

Then u marry her. All kraft dinner and missionary style #KittyWhipped

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Re: the last tweet: I know it's the smart thing to do but face it, you're still whipped. Nancy.

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Deleting your history and then moving the tissue box back to the bathroom after u use the computer. #KittyWhipped

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Deleting your history on ur computer every time you exit. #KittyWhipped

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"RT @MensHumor: She's cool with a night in, drinking beer, eating pizza, and playing Mario Kart."

No she's not, dummy. Run! #KittyWhipped

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Read 'em from the first tweet to the last. It's easier to follow that way champ. You like when I tell u what to do, dontcha? #KittyWhipped

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You've got a family portrait hanging over the mantel and the whole fam damily is wearing white tees & jeans. Even Princess. #KittyWhipped

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Bull dog? Okay. But if it sports a pink studded collar and she named it "Princess" you're #KittyWhipped

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Seriously, turn in your man card if you own any dog smaller than a Lab. Lap dog = #KittyWhipped