Whirlwind Wife

Wife to M.
SAHMama Bear to Bo and Ally Jo.
Life is crazy. Come along for the ride. 🌼
#Wife #Sasshole #IrishTwinMom #SAHM

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

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[Chris Dier @chrisdier]

The First Lady of the United States is a teacher, one who, as Second Lady, never stopped teaching. She intends to be the first FLOTUS in the role's 231-year history to pursue her career and keep a paying job while living in the White House. This matters.

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

Please say a prayer for an old co worker of mine. She lost her fiance last night and witnessed the entire happenings. 🙏😭

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@island_wife What does she do?

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@mom_upstate Nope.

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@wifed_first Because people are STUPID.

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this is me trying hits me on a different level.

My soul song.

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@EastCoastMrs I need specifics if you can give them? How is the discipline different? She needs consistency for sure. You are the parent so for someone to shame you is BS.

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@OCDmomlife

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@lifew_littles all plants must be girls or have G names to stick with the theme.

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@lifew_littles Omg yayyyy! Another G! 😍😍😍😍

[t @redheaded_wreck]

Oh your parents hit you and you turned out fine? How do you respond to conflict? How do you communicate your feelings? How do you respond when someone else disagrees with you or points out something you did wrong? Because chances are you aren’t as fine as you think you are

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

@farmers_wife18 It was one thing I didn't have to give up going dairy free so that was a plus lmao

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@farmers_wife18 The smell nauseates me and has my whole life. Ketchup is king. Also BBQ.

I think I'm the only Midwesterner that hates ranch.

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@farmers_wife18 The trash. 🤷‍♀️

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

parents when you mention your mental illness might have something to do with how you were raised

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

@law_champagne It's insane. I only have 2, but they're 11 months apart. I don't recommend it.

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

Lists, Alexa Reminders, routine, but I still fail 98% of the time.

[sj ✨ @sydjarman_]

how tf do y’all remember to do all the things? Clean, cook, grocery shop, pump, thaw out dinner, tummy time, pay bills, exercise, shower, be a wife, be a friend, have a hobby, etc etc etc. I feel like I’m failing or drowning or both.

[Whirlwind Wife @WhirlwindMama]

@MrsMamaE Don't give up. Keep trying. EPing is still breast milk and you're kicking ass.

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@lifew_littles How do you make this look so easy? I totally lost my crap earlier after Allison put her hand in the toilet AGAIN after the 10th redirect and then tried to grab my hot curling iron.