Collection of paradoxes

Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes. #Grace #Parody

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Madison

~Contents under pressure~
~Diamond in the rough~
~Secretive, flawless is only for gemstones~
~At a crossroads~
~Younger sister to Troy, @mcnkeywrench

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~ so I’d get you this ferociously (not at all adorable) Halloween decoration. Taking a chance that Halloween is a favorite holiday as much as it is one of mine. I mean really, blood, murder, etc. what’s not to love? Ahem. I digress. Happy Birthday @FussyAlma!

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Dearest Sister in law, @FussyAlma, I beg you for your forgiveness. I wasn’t here on your special day, but I know my brother had great plans up his sleeve for you. I hope you are enjoying your birthday week, because why should it only be one day? I figured everyone got you cake, ~

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@mcnkeywrench Happy another trip around the sun to the best brother ever. I know it’s a lot of chocolate, but…I’m available to help eat it. I’ll be there with my fork, like Joey from Friends, just say the word.

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@mcnkeywrench Happy Birthday to the best brother a girl could ask for.

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It’s been a day.

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@HistoryInSights [Leans into you, lacing my arms around your shoulders.]

I could pretend I’m such a lady that I’d never…on a first date. But I figure since we’re almost married…it’s allowed.

[Points to dms, for the rest of this.]

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@HistoryInSights I’ve been led to believe that you are flirting with me by liking so many of my posts. True, or untrue?

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@HistoryInSights ~ their own.

[This time it’s me who winks. With both eyes…yes I blinked, just pretend, okay?!]

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@HistoryInSights [The more it’s joked about, the more it seems possible. But I don’t let that on. Smiling as the cork is popped and wine fills both glasses. Reaching for a glass to take a long sip.]

You know, I’m dying to hear about the bad boy side of you.

My clothes just might fall off on ~

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@HistoryInSights ~arm, as we arrive at what must be your building and I’m ushered inside.]

I’ll do my best to keep my clothes on.

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@HistoryInSights [My steps falter when I wonder if you know who I am, or who my brother is. It wouldn’t be the first time someone has used me to try and get an inroad with him. Quickly dismissing that thought with a shake of my head.]

Are you always this charming?

[Tightening my hold on your ~

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@HistoryInSights ~ arm, kicking a foot forward with a gentle laugh.]

Lead the way?

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@HistoryInSights [Playfully admonishing you, waggling my finger at you.]

Well, you’re off to a good start.

[Taking another step back, intrigued by the fact you’ve already thought of a wine to have.]

Hmm. Your place? And here I was thinking I’d already moved in.

[Curling my hand around your~