White House Bird

Stop it!

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@Talksheezy tap tap tap

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@ElsieSnuffin @kspangle57 Yeah, what's up with that? Humans are weird

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@kspangle57 @ElsieSnuffin Only the awesome ones do

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You know what else is a kind of bird? Me. “@sorkinese: An Oriole is a kind of bird.”

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Dude! You stole my line “@TheTweetOfGod: Just stop it.”

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@dorieturner YOU stop it!

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Ohh yeahhh ;) “@GlenAllenWalken: The only "lifestyle" that Ellen wants to sell you is perversion and homosexual deviance.”

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@aaronpaul_8 So... who is this pretty little bird that I keep hearing about? I thought I was the only #prettylittlebird out there

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@JoshsDimples I was nervous ok? Someone had just walked into the room with cookies @JoshsSofa

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Hey I have an infinite number of followers: 888. Get it? #NerdTweet

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@JoeSkeen1 this beak is made for tappin' & that's just what it'll do. @ElsieSnuffin @donnatella_moss

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@ElsieSnuffin I have tapping rights, people should know by now @JoeSkeen1 @donnatella_moss

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@JoeSkeen1 dude... I am the one who taps @ElsieSnuffin @donnatella_moss

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*tap tap tap* “@ElsieSnuffin: In the words of @donnatella_moss: STOP IT. #WarOnWomen @WhiteHouseBird”

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@JoshsSofa @jamesmcgarvey3 @SamSeaborn @BernardThatch I'll stand by you (or on you) till the bitter end, sofa

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@jamesmcgarvey3 My days of living outside are over. I hang on @JoshsSofa

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@jamesmcgarvey3 dude, imma peck you if you don't STOP IT!

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@ElsieSnuffin @GlenAllenWalken <3

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@GlenAllenWalken @ElsieSnuffin I just wanna be loved. #sob

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@ElsieSnuffin And speaking of missing pretty little fluffy creatures... where's Peaches? @GlenAllenWalken