Young C.E.O. Suge

Retired Celebrity. Active porn star. Recepient of the 2018 Lifetime Achievement award. Calvin Klein spokesman. Part time Billionaire. Full time role model.

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Earlier today, I went to the gym*, got into a fight, and beat the SHIT out of the biggest guy** there.

*playground
**5 year old

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Madonna

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@guitarplayercr @KSfireslayer A recipient is a large slow moving land animal. A Calvin Klein is a pair of panties

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@guitarplayercr @KSfireslayer Plz read my bio

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@SM0KEDAWG_ @LanceInJasper Goddamn right u do

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@stevis78 Smoking the old devils lettuce

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

This is your brain on drugs

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

😬

[Barstar @Elynnbarstar]

I’m pretty sure I ordered a braid last night.

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

White Claw tastes like diet trailer park.

[HSIC @JustMrsScorpio]

I’ll subtweet people who aren’t even on twitter, idgaf.

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

I swear to God man this is how my luck is I could win an all-expense-paid vacation to heaven take a wrong turn somewhere and wind up in hell for an extra week

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Listening to my girlfriend tell me the story about the quadriplegic crackhead who lived down the street when she was growing up...was a highlight this week..

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@stevis78 @SkyNews @rachelvmckinnon Blow...as in literally blow..?..

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Is it🤥

[168wbtoto Official @168wbtoto_resmi]

4,744 days.

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Son. Of. A. Bitch

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

@Elynnbarstar That's 119 hours longer than they deserved

[Young C.E.O. Suge @WhiteKeithSweat]

Or from getting in those church doors during a catastrophe

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

You’re not a mistake; you’re not an accident. Don’t let someone’s lack of approval keep you from your destiny.

[whiskeykisses🇺🇸 @whiskey_dreams_]

You’re not thick, your fat..
stop saying that