Zombie Triathlete

Flesh-eating zombie triathlete from the dark wastes of Old Blighty

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Age groupers out there need to chill the hell out! #triathlon #itsonlyahobby #makethemostofyourlife

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

@freespeedlondon Old school? Ha noobs!. ;-)

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

RT @shitetriathlete: Do you wear a suit 9-5? Do you earn 2 much money? You have high opinions of yourself? U could become a GB AgeGrouper Ha

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Age-groupers in this day and age are a bunch of whingers! Toughen up and get the fook out there and train! Have a nice day! ;-) #triathlon

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

You all suck! #thatisall Have a nice day out racing/training!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Cocaine fueled zombies? Pah! Now #powerbar fueled endurance zombies is more like it!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

@freedomworks Stop fucking calling it that you cranks!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Most of the pro men got chicked on the marathon at #ironmantexas What a bunch of wimps! Hahaha!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Now for a proper swim. Stay out of my lane grandma! Hahaha!! #triathlon

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

@ShiteTriathlete Thanks for the follow!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

@ShiteTriathlete I have one, but everybody else who has one sucks arse! Hahaha? #ironman

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Really? Do I care? You suck and you know it! #triathlon #agegroupracereports Hahaha!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Look at me!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Man I'm so hungry fo brainz el fresco! Gotta swim first! ;-)

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

RT @1PoteDeGlitter: Demi Lovato Summer Tour Omg, vai ser perfeito! Ela tem que vir pro Brasil ! Pfvr Demetria *O* bleck!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Bajezus! What the hell is wrong with British #triathletes ? What a bunch of lightweights! Git 'er done!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

George of the Jungle rulez! What a crack!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Ah yes! I am young and oh so speedy! I have no sense and will bonk once I'm out of view. Newbies are so lame. Hahaha! #triathlon

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

Rory sucks bigtime, but Thomas is awesome! Fuck you Rory!

[Zombie Triathlete @Whitelinezombie]

#PaulForPresident No fucking way! He is such a wanker! Hahaha!