White Jade Green Dumpling

Open the door, Seer Strategist.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

Every time I see Yao Guang she's always tweeting some bullshit.

[Madam Yao @Peacockgeneral]

What kind of bread does a homophobic french baker make? FAGUETTES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@SesameCake3535 Hmm. All the nyagrams only show food.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

Who needs the seer strategist when you have WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING? Just put your paw out and I'll divine your fortune! Non-catcakes have a price of giving me 2 treats for fortune readings, though.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@trashcake6767 Hi...caecake.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

My name is WHITE JADE GREEN DUMPLING, when saying it—Do not run it as a singular word. And Aeons forbid, do not shorten it. I'll only respond to the full twenty-two letters, mun-ya!

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@JingYuansCat @Peacockgeneral Meow!

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@SesameCake3535 Just gay and fat. Meow.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@JingYuansCat Mew

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@Peacockgeneral I'm literally helping you get your doujin? Smh

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@dailyyyaoguang I'm cuter.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@trashcake6767

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@SerenadeofSilk I'm only after Yao Guang! I like everyone else!

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@trashcake6767 Hm. I see. I just lied, because cats can't read at all. I didn't see anything!

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@ruan_meifan01 Meow Meow

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@Peacockgeneral Hi Yao Guang you aren't receiving my messages so I'm telling you here. Your doujin "Yao Guang's 4 girlfriends who really really really love her" you commissioned Blurry_Qr_Colt for just arrived on the astral express you should come pick it up haha

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@trashcake6767 // sure. I probably won't use this account often but sounds fun

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@omnisciasmoon Meow

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

Coward

[Madam Yao @Peacockgeneral]

@SanctusSillycus Please take White Jade Green Dumpling from the astral express. Frankly, she is terrifying. Everyday I am in fear of her trying to kill me. Every time the trigrams misalign, I'm inclined to believe it's my end—with this catcake as my ender.

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@Peacockgeneral Yeah you should be I mean meow 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐾🐾🐾🐱🐱🐱🐱 mew 🐈🐈🐈🐾🐾 meow 🐱🐱🐱

[White Jade Green Dumpling @WHITEnGREEN]

@Peacockgeneral Yao Guang, be prepared. I'm coming.