Eric Lynch

I write white papers, case studies and other marketing collateral for the enterprise software industry.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

Dear @nbc . Nobody cares about your stupid Nancy Guthrie case. Put the Olympic figure skating back on!!!!

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@Absolutely_Tim7 The only thing I can think of is perhaps Kyle assured Rick he was ok physically, but wasn't. I remember Leo Mazzone having a similar mound visit back in '95 with Steve Avery. He wasn't happy either.

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For decades, Russia has been the 2nd most powerful military in the world. Today it's the 2nd most powerful military in the Ukraine.

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@SmokingRobotAI Reminds me of the Ashlee Simpson debacle on SNL in '04. That was a career-ender. This probably will be too.

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Expect a mailer this week asking you to apply for the job of 49ers quarterback. It'll be addressed, "Resident."

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38-7 at the half? If this game was a horse, I'd have to shoot it.

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@Rowdy_Rich_85 @BrianKempGA I feel exactly the same way.

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@mpetricone @Atoms I love that color.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

@Atoms I didn't think they were all that bad to begin with. I like mine.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

@Atoms No problem. That is completely reasonable. I love my 001's. Do you think you'll offer them in other colors for Christmas (like blue, hint-hint)?

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@RealChuckThomas @MattDevittWINK It's called media sensationalism. Forget the truth; they need shock value to generate ratings so they can charge more for advertising time.

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@XfinitySupport Too late now. Game is over. Let me see if I can find my account number. Is it in the stream app somewhere?

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@XfinitySupport This is ridiculous. I can't get the Georgia game to cast to my TV. Tech said "because you're using an iPhone, you need to call Apple." What kind of BS support is that?

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

Completely missed the Georgia game because @XfinitySupport kept grasping at straws. Yeah, delete the app from your iPhone and reinstall. BS. Total BS.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

#USFL2022 I'm really liking what I'm seeing. It makes the game more real to us. I'm a new fan now.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

Last night, 60 Minutes aired the Facebook Whistleblower expose. Today FB & Instagram were down for an incredible 6 hours. Coincidence? Hmmmm.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

@NFL_MNF Loving Peyton, Eli, and Charles. This is the kind of conversation you'd hear if you invited your best friends over to watch the game, only they know what they're talking about.

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@ItsOnATT And same horrible stuttering service.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

@tmdoublec Yes, you do, but the @DIRECTV @ItsOnATT broadcast quality really sucks. I have to channel-away 6x/day to get rid of their stuttering.

[Eric Lynch @WhitePaperMan]

Wha-a-a-a- t a-a-a- gre-a-a-a-a-at ga-a-a-am-m-m-me!
See how annoying that is, @DIRECTV??? @ItsOnATT
How about fixing your horrible tv service???